Charismatic Mega-Fauna Weigh In on the Election

With so much at stake in the presidential election, the animal kingdom is getting organized, with polar bears leading the way.

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Pundits have yet to analyze how this will affect the vote in Alaska, where three electoral votes are up for grabs.

The substantial wolf population, angered by Governor Palin's support for brutal aerial killings, is considering combining forces with the polar bears. The unprecedented coalition would also attract the support of other sectors of the Arctic mammalian biomass, observers believe, including the caribou of ANWR fame.

An early freeze of open ocean could improve polar turnout.

Stay tuned.


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