Exxon & Peabody Energy Issue Call For Stiff Carbon Tax

In an unexpected move coming hard on the heels of Earth Hour, two of global warming's biggest bad guys sent a letter to the White House and Congressional leadership today urging immediate adoption of a stiff tax on carbon.

"After sitting together for an hour in the dark last Saturday night with only candles burning," CEOs Rex Tillerson of Exxon and Gregory Boyce of Peabody Energy wrote in the letter, "we realized that we have a lot of really bad karma to work off and that it's the right thing to do. Our companies will put the full weight of our resources behind this politically difficult tax proposal and with lobbyists like ours, anything is possible."

Rabbit, rabbit and a happy April Fools to one and all.

For more laughs, head on over to the The Alliance for Burning Every Chunk of Coal (ABECC).


Ironically..

As I explain over at the Wonk Room, Peabody's front group, the National Mining Association, did in fact send a letter to Congress yesterday asking for a carbon tax (a small one, whose revenues would go to fund CCS).

Weird!

More at No April Fool's...Coal Industry Asks For $1 Billion Tax On Fossil Fuels.

Sigh ...............

The worst April Fool's jokes, for me, are those that we wish were true ...

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